theres a kid at my school called shabang and i asked him what his name was and he said shabang and i said i shabanged your mum and he told the teacher
when ur parents say something really racist/sexist/misogynistic/ableist/queerphobic and you just laugh like “h a ha h aa yeahhh” cuz u don’t wanna start drama but it makes ur skin crawl for the rest of the week
being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away
i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that
im not funny but that doesn’t mean i won’t laugh at my own jokes
Moments later, she’s onstage handing out pizza - much to the dismay of Benedict Cumberbatch, who is backstage about to present an award.
"Damn, I missed the pizza," he says to Jennifer Garner.
my school is basically filled with ugly and annoying people
i don’t even understand how boy bands from the late 90’s dance so well
yeah they’re always so nsync
YOU FUCKING DIDNT
Alright, calm down, if you’re going to fight, take it to the back street, boys.
My friend just perfectly explained to his girlfriend why opposites attract in relationships in 6 words. “you complete what I am not” that’s why two people that are so different can be together. I need a positive to my negative, a light to my dark, a hot to my cold. That really got me..